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Hallie Pritts

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Slackjaw

I’m The Only Plumber In Arendelle And My Life Is A Shit Show

The unpredictable freeze-thaw cycle is destroying Arendelle’s sewage system and spreading dysentery throughout the kingdom.

Jan 5

I’m The Only Plumber In Arendelle And My Life Is A Shit Show

Jan 5

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Welcome to OMFG Maternity Hospital

After experiencing the miracle of birth here, you’ll want to shout our name from the rooftops.

Mar 28, 2024

Welcome to OMFG Maternity Hospital

Mar 28, 2024

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Less Popular Swim Class Levels

Plenty of spots left in Shrimp and Crappie!

Jan 9, 2024

Less Popular Swim Class Levels

Jan 9, 2024

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Internet Yeast Infection Cure or Ingredient from Shakespearean Witches’ Brew

Double, double toil and trouble; Monistat burn and cauldron bubble.

Aug 4, 2023

Internet Yeast Infection Cure or Ingredient from Shakespearean Witches’ Brew

Aug 4, 2023

Published in
Frazzled

The 7 Stages of Discovering Your Child Has Defaced an Ancient Statue with a Blue Crayon

Cedric wouldn’t deface a work of art. Cedric loves art!

Apr 28, 2023

The 7 Stages of Discovering Your Child Has Defaced an Ancient Statue with a Blue Crayon

Apr 28, 2023

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Conversations with Fertility Doctors: Cisgender Heterosexual Edition

Yes, “barren” is an actual word I just used despite my many years of education and professional experience.

Oct 19, 2022

Conversations with Fertility Doctors: Cisgender Heterosexual Edition

Oct 19, 2022

Hallie Pritts

Hallie Pritts

Sewanee Writers alum. NZ writer-in-residence. @McSweeney's @TheBelladonna @OffAssignment @PointsinCase Je parle français.

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